I broked my thumb

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 09/19/2015 at 19:16 • Filed to: None

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Send pepperoni.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 09/19/2015 at 19:19

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I’ll send you a comb for those forearms though

djmt1 > TheHondaBro 09/19/2015 at 19:22

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Ouch. Details please! Unless it involves furious wanking, cultic rituals or Polo.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/19/2015 at 19:23

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My forearms are perfectly groomed.

Captain of the Enterprise > TheHondaBro 09/19/2015 at 19:23

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Is that real, if so sorry man. How did it happen?

TheHondaBro > Captain of the Enterprise 09/19/2015 at 19:24

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Nah just a thumb trick.

TheHondaBro > djmt1 09/19/2015 at 19:25

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Double wanking.

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 09/19/2015 at 19:28

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TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 09/19/2015 at 19:30

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tnx bb

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 09/19/2015 at 19:30

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I think you mean double clutching

deprecated account > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/19/2015 at 19:33

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The slip was too limited.

Birddog > TheHondaBro 09/19/2015 at 19:39

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(Thanks to Italian Spiderman!)

Jack Does Cars > TheHondaBro 09/19/2015 at 19:41

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WOW! That’s a premium table!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TheHondaBro 09/19/2015 at 19:41

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wafflesnfalafel > TheHondaBro 09/19/2015 at 21:49

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ew... and I might have you beat on the arm hair.

Svend > TheHondaBro 09/20/2015 at 03:40

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Reminds me.

The British were curious as to why the head of the penis was bigger than the shaft so after £1.5 million, two years and a lot of analysis and experimentation the science boffins come to the conclusion it was to give the male more sexual gratification and posted their findings in a medical journal.

The French however didn’t agree and did their own tests and after €2 million and three years believed it was to give the female sexual gratification and accordingly published it in a medical journal.

The Australians didn’t agree with either party and conducted their own test $75 later (the cost of 6 beers) and one weekend found that the reason the head of the penis was bigger than the shaft was neither to give the male not the female sexual gratification but to stop your hand coming off.